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The chants from a Norwegian wine bar: evening of Tuesday 5th October
"Yank$ out! Yank liar$! Yankees go home!"

Same Norwegian bar, Wednesday 6th October, decked out in stars and stripes, Millers all around and God Bless America banners hanging from the walls. I know 99.995% of them never go near Anfield, don't even know where exactly the stadium is [for fuck's sake, one poor befuddled twat was recently ambushed as he drove around Goodison chanting the name of "Rooney" at the end of the EFC Man U match, how about that for clueless fuckwit with an identity crisis?] You really couldn't make it up... but I digress... now with the schizophrenia abounding the parochial suburbs of the Norwegian metrópoli, about things American, this turn of events may send a number of the match-going public of Norway [0.005%], fully and finally over the edge.

All I see ahead is more smoke and mirrors, more Yanks with another leveraged finance plan. God Bless America indeed.

The shyte are getting passed around eager American suitors, rather like a knickerless, cream-pied slapper getting gang-banged after a dose of Rohypnol at a Detroit crack-house party. How do the thinkers amongst them think that they're going to match Man City and Chelsea? The American owners of the Liverpool Red Sox Franchise, Anfield Branch, will want a return on their money, so there'll be lots of ifs, buts, maybes and as yet hidden limitations. On the other hand, City's owners don't give two flying fucks about the balance sheet... go try compete with that!

Meanwhile, on Planet Earth

Fans who attended this season's Everton games against Wolves and Newcastle can now buy Merseyside derby tickets.

The game, which takes place on Sunday 17 October, affords Everton the chance to build on the 2-0 win they secured at Birmingham on Saturday.

This particular period of eligibility ends on Thursday night (7 October), with more fans able to buy from Friday morning. Eligible fans are urged to buy as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.

For the list of eligibility criteria, which is laid out by date, visit www.evertonfc.com/tickets

If you are a Season Ticket you can purchase an extra seat.

To buy tickets for the Merseyside derby call 0871 663 1878, click onto www.evertonfc.com or visit the Park End box office.